How To Know Your Successful by Tré Taylor
The truly converted will show signs of:
* The exact same goals and values as the cult leader.
* Loss of free will and control over one's life.
* Noticeably more visits to the dentist.
* Excess amounts of organic broccoli in refrigerator
* Loss of family and home.
* Development of dependency and return to child-like or teen-age behaviors.
* Inability to work or be responsible.
* Posting, and of cults philosophy all over environment.
* Noticeably ugly ties or snappy dresses.
* Loss of spontaneity.
* Compulsive audio tape listening.
* Loss of sense of humor.
* Ingestion of growth hormones and speed inducing pharmaceuticals.
* Inability to form intimate relationships or friendships.
* Physical deterioration and abuse.
* Psychological deterioration (including hallucinations, anxiety, paranoia, disorientation, and dissociation).
Posted: 01 Dec 2011