BK T-shirt designs and logos (humor)

But I like the idea for the t-shirt, we should work up our own independent designs;

"Have you Hugged a Brahmin today?" ...
"A Brahmin is for Life, not just Rakhi" ...
"do not Make Love, Make Mahabharata War" ...
"I spent 15 years in Gyan and all I got was this Lousy T-Shirt" (repeat)

How about ... It's not your fault, blame it on Karma.

It's not your fault, blame it on Karma.

"do not shoot me, its your karmic account" ... (I am only the piano player).
"If BK Raja Yoga made any difference, they would ban it" ... (as in voting).
"Its One for all and all for One. Our One"
"Honk if you have had Dadi's Dhristi today"
"Brahma Kumaris make better lovers, for 4,900 years"
"I did not fight the Mahabharata War for the likes of you!"

Some more T-shirt slogans: With apologies to everyone ~ but hey its Friday!

"BKs against anorexia"
"Raj Yogis do it sitting down"
"Sugar makes me Light"
" To err is Human ~ to eat Divine"
"Aunty Dadi wants YOU" ... (as opposed to Uncle Sam)
"Divide the Great Unite"
"Up the PBKs"
"Fingers were made for Counting"
"A Drishti a Day keeps the Doctor at Bay"
"4am - the Snoozing Hour"
"The End of the World is Nigh 1969 / 1976 / 2000 / 2004 / 2005 / 2006 / 2010" ... (with a line scratched through each successive year)

"I used to Think I Knew Everything ... and then I Left Gyan"
"Worship my Lingum"
"Toli now, Ask Me How", or ...
"Lose Attachments now, Ask Me How"
"If Something Needs Done ... Get a Brother to Do It"
"Veni, Vidi, Dedit ... I came, I saw, I gave the 7 Day Course"

"My friend went to the Golden Age and all I got was this T-shirt"

"Take my advice, I am not using it"

Merchandise in the BK store:

The front of the T-shirt has a breast lapel : "BK United" with the three lions, I mean three deities.
The back of the T-shirt has a number 8 with the word "Angel" scrawn above it.

On ebay:

The front of the T-shirt has a breast lapel : "BK United" with the three lions, I mean three deities.
The back of the T-shirt has a number 900,001 with the word "Blast, just missed" scrawn above it.

Some more t-shirt logos to work with:
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The front of the T-shirt has a breast lapel : "BK United" with the three lions, I mean three deities.
The back of the T-shirt has a number 900,001 with the word "Blast, just missed" scrawn above it.

Ahahaha ... what a classic, bansy. You guys crack me up