Jokes
Posted: 26 Jan 2007
Omshanti. Here is a joke sent to me by one of my friends through email which I wish to share with all of you.
If others also keep contributing jokes to this thread, then it would be nice.
Regards,
OGS,
Arjun
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*A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven
Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. *
*Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here." *
*The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese". *
*"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg. *
*In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship." *
*Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." *
*The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same.
If others also keep contributing jokes to this thread, then it would be nice.
Regards,
OGS,
Arjun
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*A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven
Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. *
*Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here." *
*The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese". *
*"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg. *
*In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship." *
*Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." *
*The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same.