Someone sent this to me for all you Yogi nerds
Can you hear the groans in the Subtle Region ?
The Story of the Ramayana by a SOFTWARE EXPERT
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LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya(Ayodhyaa), here ruled a PROCESSOR named DOS-rat (dasrath).
Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs-- Ram, LSIman, BUG-rath and SED-rughana.
Ram the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY.
His Brothers, however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when Ram was only 16MB, he married princess 'C'ta. 12 years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTAL Ram as his successor. However, Queen CIE/CAE (Kayegayee), who was once offered a boon by DOS-rat for a life saving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity at the instigation of her BIOSed maid a real plotter, and insisted that her son Bug-rat be INSTALLED and that Ram be BOOTED to the forest for 14 years. At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed through DOS-rat and he collapsed, power-less.
Ram agreed to LOG INTO forest and 'C'ta insisted to LOGIN with him. LSI-man was also resolved on LOGGING IN with his Brother. The forest was the dwelling of SPARC-nakha(surpanakha), the TRANSISTOR of RAW-van, PROCESSOR of LAN-ka.
Attracted by Ram's stature, she proposed that he marry her. Ram, politely declined. Perceiving 'C'ta to be the SOURCE CODE of her distress, she hastened to kill her. Weeping, SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-van, moved by TRANSISTOR's plight, approached his uncle MAR-icha.
MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself into the form of a golden stag and drew Ram deep into the forest. Finally, tired of chase, Ram shot the deer, who, with his last breathe, cried out desperately for LSI-man in Ram's voice.
Fooled by this VIRTUAL Ram SOUND, 'C'ta urged LSI-man to his Brother's aid. Catching the opportunity, RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta from her LIBRARY and changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka. Ram and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing 'C'ta all over he forest. They made friendship with the forest SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR SU-greev and his powerful co-processor Ha-NEUMAN.
SU-greev agreed to help Ram. SU-greev ordered his PROGRAMMERS to use powerful 'SEARCH' techniques to FIND the missing 'C'ta. His PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED all around the INTER-Networked forests. Many tried to 'EXCITE' the birds and animals not to forget the 'WEBCRAWLERS' (Insects) and tried to 'INFO SEEK' something about 'C'ta. Some of them even shouted 'YAA-HOO' but they all ended up with 'NOT FOUND' MESSAGES. Several other SEARCH techniques proved useless.
Ha-NEUMAN devised a RISKy TECHNOLOGY and used it to cross the seas at an astonishing CLOCK SPEED. Soon Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED himself into LAN-ka. After doing some local SEARCH, Ha-NEUMAN found 'C'ta weeping under a TREE STRUCTURE.
Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN ID (ring) to identify himself to 'C'ta. After DECRYPTING THE KEY, 'C'ta believed in him and asked him to send a STATUS_OK MESSAGE to Ram. Meanwhile all the raakshasa BUGS around 'C'ta captured Ha-NEUMAN and tried to DELETE him using pyro-techniques. But Ha-NEUMAN managed to spread chaos by spreading the VIRUS 'Fire'. Ha-NEUMAN happily pressed ESCAPE from LAN-ka and conveyed all the STATUS MESSAGES to Ram and SU-greev.
RAW-wan decided to take the all powerful Ram head-on and prepared for the battle. One of the RAW-wan's SUN (son) almost DELETED Ram & LSI-man with a powerful brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMAN resorted to some ACTIVE-X gradients and REBOOTED Ram and LSI-man.
Ram used the SOURCE CODE secrets of RAW-wan and once for all wiped out RAW-wan's presense on earth. After the battle, Ram got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and spreaded his SOFTWARE WORKS and other USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS and every one lived happily everafter.