24 Apr 2007
Brahma Kumaris Should Beware of San Francisco Buses
One Friday night in San Fransisco, a man hops onto a bus to go home. To his surprise, he sees a very good-looking Brahma Kumari in the back of the bus. He goes to the back of the bus and sits right in front of her. After about 5 minutes, he turns around and starts flirting with her. After about 10 minutes, he suggests that they get a drink and then maybe go to his place. The Brahma Kumari is scandalized and orders the man to leave her alone.
The man's stop finally came and he got up furiously and started walking away. On his way out, the bus driver asks him in a high-pitched voice what his problem was. He tells the bus driver about the Brahma Kumari and how she won't go out with him. The bus driver tells him that he could dress up as Brahma Baba and tell her that, for the sake of her Inheritance, she has to have sex with him. The bus driver says he can even tell him where she lives and that she usually meditates late into the night. The man thanks the bus driver, but got off the bus wondering why a gay bus driver would care so much about his problems.
Later that night, the man goes to her house dressed up as Brahma. He walks in and sees her meditating in a dimly lit meditation room. She sees him and looks shocked. The man, as Brahma, tells her if she wants to go to the Golden Age, she must have sex with him first. The Brahma Kumari says okay, but she'll only do it up the rear because she is Pukka. The guy does so.
After he's done, the guy pulls off his Brahma mask and says "HA! I am the guy from the bus!" The Brahma Kumari then pulls off her mask and says, "HA! I am the bus driver."
One Friday night in San Fransisco, a man hops onto a bus to go home. To his surprise, he sees a very good-looking Brahma Kumari in the back of the bus. He goes to the back of the bus and sits right in front of her. After about 5 minutes, he turns around and starts flirting with her. After about 10 minutes, he suggests that they get a drink and then maybe go to his place. The Brahma Kumari is scandalized and orders the man to leave her alone.
The man's stop finally came and he got up furiously and started walking away. On his way out, the bus driver asks him in a high-pitched voice what his problem was. He tells the bus driver about the Brahma Kumari and how she won't go out with him. The bus driver tells him that he could dress up as Brahma Baba and tell her that, for the sake of her Inheritance, she has to have sex with him. The bus driver says he can even tell him where she lives and that she usually meditates late into the night. The man thanks the bus driver, but got off the bus wondering why a gay bus driver would care so much about his problems.
Later that night, the man goes to her house dressed up as Brahma. He walks in and sees her meditating in a dimly lit meditation room. She sees him and looks shocked. The man, as Brahma, tells her if she wants to go to the Golden Age, she must have sex with him first. The Brahma Kumari says okay, but she'll only do it up the rear because she is Pukka. The guy does so.
After he's done, the guy pulls off his Brahma mask and says "HA! I am the guy from the bus!" The Brahma Kumari then pulls off her mask and says, "HA! I am the bus driver."
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