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I think I am Kalki, The Avatar of Lord Vishnu

PostPosted: 07 Apr 2017
by HexHammer
I am not sure I am, but I have lots of criteria right:

- I grew up on an isle Zealand, Denmark, in the area Karlebo ((male) Serfs home)
- In the army got silver with rifle, iron sights and best of all uncalibrated sights!
- worked at my Father's newspaper and ruled with an iron fist in the Administration and Quality Department reduced several tasks with 70% - 99%, meaning reduced 7½ hours for internal newsletter for workers, and reducing manual install for PC from 2-3h till ca 3 min before modern back orifice installs, and many other tasks. 
- do my own lawsuits, don't need a lawyer ..yet. Even won against denmark's biggest tele/internet business that has been government owned so it's nigh impossible to win, I knew I couldn't win with law and rules, so I used psychology.
- even tho my parents are filthy rich my house is like a cave, and nothing really works.
- I've always been humble and modest, honest and helpful.
- been atheist most my life, but since 2004 I got strange visions about bringing peace to the middle east and make the arab desert green.
- most of my enemies has been punished through out my life. Majority has been in traffic accidents, my Father drove his business in the ground and are recovering, but got demoted from CEO to just a director and lost most of his fortune (3.2 billions danish crowns, my mum has a big gaping wound on her stomach.
- have strange marks upon my lower legs.
- I know how to end the ISIS war, how to bring peace upon the world and usher in a Golden Age!
- 1 huge mitch match is I am over 400k years too early. But there are other signs when women speak bitter (feminists speak bitter words these days), when Ganges dries up (Ganges are indeed drying up)

Re: I think I am Kalki, The Avatar of Lord Vishnu

PostPosted: 07 Apr 2017
by ex-l
What is this to do with the Brahma Kumaris? Were you a member?

Re: I think I am Kalki, The Avatar of Lord Vishnu

PostPosted: 07 Apr 2017
by HexHammer
ex-l wrote:What is this to do with the Brahma Kumaris? Were you a member?
I have no idea what Brahma Kumaris is, but I googled this topic "Kalki Avatar" with following link, so I just wanted to hopefully start this salvation of Earth and humanity.
viewtopic.php?f=6&t=2608&p=45106#p45106

Re: I think I am Kalki, The Avatar of Lord Vishnu

PostPosted: 08 Apr 2017
by Mr Green
Good luck with it, hope it all works out for us all

Re: I think I am Kalki, The Avatar of Lord Vishnu

PostPosted: 09 Apr 2017
by HexHammer
Mr Green wrote:Good luck with it, hope it all works out for us all
Thanks! ;)

Re: I think I am Kalki, The Avatar of Lord Vishnu

PostPosted: 09 Apr 2017
by Pink Panther
HexHammer wrote:- I've always been humble and modest, honest and helpful.

But you are not as humble, modest, honest and helpful as me because, well, I do not go around boasting about it, something I am very proud to state publicly. ;-)

Re: I think I am Kalki, The Avatar of Lord Vishnu

PostPosted: 09 Apr 2017
by HexHammer
Pink Panther wrote:But you are not as humble, modest, honest and helpful as me because, well, I do not go around boasting about it, something I am very proud to state publicly. ;-)
Indeed but maybe it's just me, but I see the difference in when someone at every given opportunity boasts, and when someone tries to prove similarities to a prophecy?